Welcome back, watchers! This week we're gonna be talking about a fun topic, this time it’s - 10 Foods That Will Kill You Faster. Here we go! |
1. bacon "bacon" |
bacon in French, bacon! |
Le bacon, come on! Everyone likes bacon! |
"Bacon is worth dying for." |
Le bacon vaut la peine de mourir. |
2. boisson gazeuse "soda" |
I like soda too! |
Les boissons gazeuses, c'est mal. "Soda is bad.” |
L'eau c'est mieux. “Water is better." |
Water is better! They should do a poster about it. |
3. boisson énergisante "energy drink" |
I personally find it disgusting and not refreshing at all. So yeah, refrain from drink them. |
Je n'aime pas les boissons énergisantes. "I don't like energy drinks." |
It’s like melted bubbly gum. Ew! |
4. bonbons "candy" |
"Candies are bad for your teeth." Les bonbons c'est mauvais pour les dents. |
Don’t eat too many of them. |
5. chips "potato chips" |
Yes, the pronunciation for chips is chips. |
Les chips, c'est croustillant. "Potato chips are crispy." |
6. margarine "margarine" |
This is not butter, it’s terrible, don’t eat that. |
It’s cholesterol-free… No it’s not, and it’s disgusting. |
Mettre de la margarine sur du pain. "To put margarine on bread." |
You can also use it for cooking, but it doesn’t add much to your cooking actually, use butter instead! |
7. nouilles instantanées "instant noodles" |
So yeah, instant noodles, that’s what students eat all the time, right? You just put water, wait for three minutes, then boof! Instant cooking! |
Je mange des nouilles instantanées quand je suis flemmarde. "I eat instant noodles when I am lazy." |
Because I’m lazy! |
8. pop-corn au micro-ondes "microwave popcorn" |
"I'm having cheese popcorn for breakfast." Je mange des pop-corn au fromage au (petit) déjeuner. |
So yeah, popcorn in French is pop-corn. |
9. repas congelés "frozen meals" |
Because I’m lazy! |
Yeah when I’m lazy I do eat that, you just put it in the microwave again. |
Mettre un repas congelé au micro-ondes. "To put a frozen meal in the microwave." |
It’s a bad habit, so don’t do it! |
10. alcool "alcohol" |
alcohol, l’alcool. |
Yeah alcohol will kill you faster if you drink it too much. Don’t drink too much! |
Please go over to other place. |
L'alcool ça fait grossir. "Alcohol makes you fat." |
And then you’ll get a beer tummy. |
Be careful, stay healthy, and eat your vegetables, don’t eat all the stuff we talked about today! |
And don’t forget to subscript for more fancy French. And please tell me in the comment what would be your |
most disgusting bad food that will kill you faster. Leave it in the comment, which was your way of dying faster with food. |
So I’ll see you next time! À bientôt! |
Nice way to die, food! |
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