| Welcome back, watchers! This week we're gonna be talking about a fun topic, this time it’s - 10 Foods That Will Kill You Faster. Here we go! |
| 1. bacon "bacon" |
| bacon in French, bacon! |
| Le bacon, come on! Everyone likes bacon! |
| "Bacon is worth dying for." |
| Le bacon vaut la peine de mourir. |
| 2. boisson gazeuse "soda" |
| I like soda too! |
| Les boissons gazeuses, c'est mal. "Soda is bad.” |
| L'eau c'est mieux. “Water is better." |
| Water is better! They should do a poster about it. |
| 3. boisson énergisante "energy drink" |
| I personally find it disgusting and not refreshing at all. So yeah, refrain from drink them. |
| Je n'aime pas les boissons énergisantes. "I don't like energy drinks." |
| It’s like melted bubbly gum. Ew! |
| 4. bonbons "candy" |
| "Candies are bad for your teeth." Les bonbons c'est mauvais pour les dents. |
| Don’t eat too many of them. |
| 5. chips "potato chips" |
| Yes, the pronunciation for chips is chips. |
| Les chips, c'est croustillant. "Potato chips are crispy." |
| 6. margarine "margarine" |
| This is not butter, it’s terrible, don’t eat that. |
| It’s cholesterol-free… No it’s not, and it’s disgusting. |
| Mettre de la margarine sur du pain. "To put margarine on bread." |
| You can also use it for cooking, but it doesn’t add much to your cooking actually, use butter instead! |
| 7. nouilles instantanées "instant noodles" |
| So yeah, instant noodles, that’s what students eat all the time, right? You just put water, wait for three minutes, then boof! Instant cooking! |
| Je mange des nouilles instantanées quand je suis flemmarde. "I eat instant noodles when I am lazy." |
| Because I’m lazy! |
| 8. pop-corn au micro-ondes "microwave popcorn" |
| "I'm having cheese popcorn for breakfast." Je mange des pop-corn au fromage au (petit) déjeuner. |
| So yeah, popcorn in French is pop-corn. |
| 9. repas congelés "frozen meals" |
| Because I’m lazy! |
| Yeah when I’m lazy I do eat that, you just put it in the microwave again. |
| Mettre un repas congelé au micro-ondes. "To put a frozen meal in the microwave." |
| It’s a bad habit, so don’t do it! |
| 10. alcool "alcohol" |
| alcohol, l’alcool. |
| Yeah alcohol will kill you faster if you drink it too much. Don’t drink too much! |
| Please go over to other place. |
| L'alcool ça fait grossir. "Alcohol makes you fat." |
| And then you’ll get a beer tummy. |
| Be careful, stay healthy, and eat your vegetables, don’t eat all the stuff we talked about today! |
| And don’t forget to subscript for more fancy French. And please tell me in the comment what would be your |
| most disgusting bad food that will kill you faster. Leave it in the comment, which was your way of dying faster with food. |
| So I’ll see you next time! À bientôt! |
| Nice way to die, food! |
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